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  Transform envy into abundance with a digitally crafted sigil infused with ancient Egyptian power and tarot wisdom. In this whimsical temple journal entry, I show you how to conjure protective magic that laughs in the face of the evil eye—and turns it into gold. This isn't just alchemy—it's sacred sass. 📅 21 July 2025 | 9:47 pm | Location: Digital altar, between my candle app and snake wallpaper Dear Mystical Memoirs, Have you ever felt the hiss of the evil eye tickle your aura? The sharp sting of envy sneaking in through compliments with too much teeth? I did. And instead of lighting 11 candles and bathing in pink Himalayan salt, as I did last time (a long story involving a plumber and a lot of rose petals), I crafted a digital sigil. OCCULT 101: Complete Guide To Sigil Magick: 4 Ways To Make Sigils + Planetary Grids My intention was clear: “That any negativity, evil eye, or jealousy thrown in my way turn into prosperity.” Because I don't just want protection—I want prof...

Shane's girlfriend, Jackie, was off on a trip, and he decided to go to a bar to blow off some steam. His girlfriend had not put out for over a month, and she was constantly yelling at him for being a slob or lazy. Shane convinced himself he needed to fuck some girl just to feel like he had some confidence again. The bar was busy, and he saw lots of prospects. He tried to flirt with several girls, but they all rejected him fairly quickly. It was getting late, and Shane was a little buzzed when he saw a girl in a short dress staring at him while talking to her friend. It was around 1 am, and he decided to take his last shot with the tan, small-breasted, sexy legged woman. "Amn honey, those legs are a work of art. I need to pay for admission to see them." He said confidently. Her friend laughed while she said "Admission is a martini and an apology for a shitty pickup line." He laughed and ordered the drink, handing it to her. He started to talk, but she interrupte...